Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Anatomy of an Outrageous Brownie

 My name is M. and I'm a Chocoholic!!!
But I think I can live with that!!! Please tell me if you're not addicted as well. And if you claim not, I dare to say YOU LIE!!! Let's face it,  if you are to be addicted to something (and most of us are) it should be this wonderful thing called Chocolate. So far, the longest living woman Jeanne Louise Clement of France, who lived well passed 122 years, attributed her good looks and health to port wine, olive oil and chocolate, which she ate every week in amounts of no less than 2lbs!!!  Two pounds every week???!!!! Piece of brownie....I mean cake, I can do that!!!
With great variety of chocolates available these days, it seems to be easier then ever. And some of us, seriously obsessed, treat it like finest scotches or wine, knowing its percentages, origins, plantations, cuveƩ(s), grand cru(s), premier cru(s), textures and aftertastes.
If you decide to splurge on that highly priced chocolate bar you should also know how to enjoy its every bite. First carefully break off a small piece, smell it, notice all the aromas..... then let it sloooowwwly  dissolve in your mouth.... instead of wolfing it down, brace yourself!!! I know it's hard but this way you will get so much more for your buck. And if you can pair it with ruby port or red zinfandel wine, you're right there....in a place called chocolate heaven!!! To me high quality chocolate can be easily compared to jazz, it will  crazily play all your taste buds, whereas not so great one will leave you with just a dull tap. But enough.... I think I've already proved my chocolate insanity, let's talk about some outrageously tasty brownies here.




shopping list+anatomy poster and some directions:
  • 1 pound unsalted butter
  • 1 pound plus 12 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
  • 6 ounces unsweetened, good quality chocolate
  • 6 extra-large eggs
  • 3 tablespoons instant coffee granules or brewed espresso
  • 2 tablespoons pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/4 cups sugar, I usually use only 2cups
  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 3 cups chopped walnuts +1/2cup cocoa nibs(optional but you will love it!!)


Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Butter and flour a 12 x 18 x 1-inch baking sheet.
Melt together the butter, 1 pound of chocolate chips, and the unsweetened chocolate in a medium bowl over simmering water. Allow to cool slightly. In a large bowl, stir (do not beat) together the eggs, coffee granules, vanilla, and sugar. Stir the warm chocolate mixture into the egg mixture and allow to cool to room temperature.
In a medium bowl, sift together 1 cup of flour, the baking powder, and salt. Add to the cooled chocolate mixture. Toss the walnuts and 12 ounces of chocolate chips in a medium bowl with 1/4 cup of flour, then add them to the chocolate batter. Pour into the baking sheet.
Bake for 20 minutes, then rap the baking sheet against the oven shelf to force the air to escape from between the pan and the brownie dough. Bake for about 15 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean. Do not overbake!!! I can not stress this enough if you want some soft, chewy brownies.  Allow to cool thoroughly, refrigerate, and cut into 20 large squares
and then GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!!!

adapted from Ina Garten's "Barefoot Contessa", original recipe from NY's SoHo Charcuterie Restaurant

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25 comments:

  1. Nice post - funny! I love the brownie, glass of milk and straw.

    Sharona May

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  2. Hi M. - Just stopping by to say hi and wish you the best of luck with your (new?) blog! Nice photos and interesting recipes. I especially like the idea of a savory shortbread (in your lemon-thyme post). Have fun, and see you on the 'net. :)

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  3. OMG! I love this humorous post and its corresponding pictures! My name is J, and I, too, am a chocoholic! I feel welcome here, like I'm in good company. Chocolate is my longest relationship, in fact, and we've been going strong for quite a number of years. Have you heard of the saying "shop 'til you drop"? I feel like a good saying for this photo series would be "chew 'til you're through"! Ha! Very entertaining post!

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  4. thank you, I had lots of good inspiration...a whole plate of brownies!!!! the more I ate, the more inspired I felt :-)

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  5. Very sweet (pun intended!) photo story! I bet those chocolate sensations taste and smell at least as delicious as they look :) You really know how to capture the moment with the camera and complement it with a funny story.

    Keep up the great work, M. ;)

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  6. LOL those pics are hilarious!!! LOL

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  7. I have never so desperately wanted a brownie right now!! And, a jug of milk. Very entertaining, and, no lie, I want to make this one day and surprise you! I know, I know, you laugh at these words and think I am crazy, but, one day... just you wait. Until then, I will have to sit at my computer, drinking my wine, fantasizing about those brownies. XO.E.

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  8. now i'll have to try your recipe. the photos to go with it are great! wonder if that will happen to me too?

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  9. Just ate a huge slice of gooey brownie and am feeling a little like that last (hilarious) photo of your brownie binge.

    Always good to "meet" a fellow Bay Area glutton!

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  10. How delightfully funny! I do have a weakness for chocolates - good chocolates, that is. And with the good stuff, you don't really need alot to satisfy your craving. Try Valrohna Chocolates- I haven't baked with anything else since I discovered these....:)

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  11. I tried Valrhona few years ago in a chocolate fondue and then I made my first ever batch of brownies with it and I've been in love ever since....I think your brownies(or any chocolate dessert) are only as good as the chocolate you use....
    Recently my friend treated me to Michel Cluizel chocolate tasting.....and it was amazing too ...so many tasty choices... :)

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  12. So cute - and the brownie recipe looks amazing. Your photos are great.

    Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by my site - your comments are so appreciated. You asked a question about the lens I use - it's a simple 50 mm f/1.8 canon len. Nothing special, but it works for me!

    Thanks again for coming by and looking around.

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  13. These look wonderful.. i love the inclusion of espresso.

    Just wanted to let you know that your shortbreads are up on Foodwhirl today:

    http://foodwhirl.com/spotlight/lemon-thyme-and-sea-salt-shortbreads

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  14. That is how I wish to finish off the latest batch of brownies sitting cozily on my kitchen table. :)

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  15. Found your blog through Apartment Therapy. I love your pics and those brownies look awesome!

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  16. Monica!!! This is amazing the words are not only entertaining but poignant and deliciously sweet. The photography is so bright and vibrant. I LOVE IT!!!! Congratulations on Apartment Therapy, which you know I could use right now I'll have to check this site more often. No more cook books for me when I have time i'll just use Crumpets and Cakes. Bravo I'm so proud of of you for doing something creative that you can feel inspired by and care about! Make something with lavender for me soon!

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  17. So excited for you about your recognition! Congrats! Apartment Therapy is lucky to have a link to a post as wonderful as yours!

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  18. Great photos!! Thanks for coming by my site and leaving a comment.

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  19. Hilarious pictures! I have no doubt these brownies are a winner because I know when good chocolate and espresso are used in the same recipe it is kismet! Chocolate and ruby port is also one of combos that can just blow your mind.

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  20. I adore the three photos on blue background. Great matching colors!

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  21. I just LOVE your "whimsy"!!!
    Amelia from ww.ztastylife.com

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  22. Those brownies are fantastic! I absolutely love walnuts and coco nibs!

    Cheers,

    Rosa

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  23. HA! This is such a fun post. And those brownies look ridiculously amazing. I love the photos--my bedroom is painted that exact same color.

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